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WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
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LOCK ON TARGET

OLD PIRATES LIKE CAPTAIN SHLOMO MOREGUNS DON'T RESPECT THIS ONE, BECAUSE A TRUE PIRATE WOULD'VE HIT THE TARGET EVEN IF IT FLEW AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND WITH A BLIND EYE. NEVERTHELESS, LOCK ON TARGET HAS PROVED USEFUL AGAINST RAPIDLY MOVING ENEMIES

SPACE RUM

FEARING RUM WOULD REDUCE THEIR SOLDIERS’ PERFORMANCE, THE GALACTIC FEDERATION HAS BANNED RUM FROM BOTH SOLDIERS AND CITIZENS ALIKE, ENFORCING DRACONIC LAWS AND SEVERE PUNISHMENTS FOR ITS CONSUMPTION, LET ALONE SMUGGLING. THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT IS TO CREATE A HEALTHY NATION, FREE OF ALCOHOL AND DRUGS. THIS PROHIBITION CAUSED THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY TO COLLAPSE, AND THUS TURNED MANY LAW ABIDING CITIZENS - MAINLY RUM MERCHANTS AND MANUFACTURERS - INTO PIRATES.

RAID AND PILLAGE

SNEAKING INTO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION PRIVATE SECTOR WITH FORBIDDEN HYPER-SPACE WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY.

DEATH TRAIL

PIRATES ARE JUST THAT... PIRATES. THEY SMUGGLE NOT ONLY RUM, BUT ALSO THE FEDERATION EXPERIMENTAL TECHNOLOGIES

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